Oh drat, you found it...

This vaunted page is just some quotes. Don't you feel taken? You should.

• You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension. A dimension of sound... a dimension of sight... a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've crossed over into the Twilight Zone. - Rod Serling

 
• The thing that makes man unusual is that his greatest strength is also his greatest weakness, the desire for more. - Bill Bussone

 
• The world never changes, it just stays the same in different ways. - Bill Bussone

 
• As much as we fear the unknown, we fear the limit of knowledge even more. - Bill Bussone

 
• We seek knowledge in the belief that understanding can ease the pain. - Bill Bussone

 
• Everyone gets the screw. - Bill Bussone

 
• Insanity is just  a deviation from the mean. - Bill Bussone

 
• Insanity is a perfectly sane response to an insane world. - Bill Bussone

 
• Rulers remain, not for power, but for inertia. - Bill Bussone

 
• For some undeniable, inexplicable reason, cows are funny. - Bill Bussone

 
• Irony is hilarious - until it happens to you. - Bill Bussone

 
• The more intelligent, the less sane. - adapted from George Orwell's 1984

 
• I love my country, but fear my government. - Mike Sells

 
• It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself. - Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia, 1787

 
• Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca, 65 CE

 
• They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759.

 
• Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John Perry Barlow, EFF co-founder,  Decrypting the Puzzle Palace

 
• It wasn't the wheel that gave man dominance over other species, nor any other implement, save one; the weapon. - Sir John Hammond, A Philosophy of History, 1872

 
• Early to rise, early to bed; makes a man healthy, but socially dead. - Yakko Warner

 
• The worst possible thing happens at the worst possible time, and the worst possible place; unless it would benefit you. - Murphy's Law Revised

 
• Remember this, foolish mortals, when ye stare headlong into the mind-paralyzing void, the inky, black nothingness of existence, the hellish, yawning maw of the abyss -- it's pretty dark so give it a few minutes for your eyes to adjust. - Frank Carrano

 
• All my tales are based on the fundamental premise that common human laws and interests and emotions have no validity or significance in the vast cosmos-at-large. - H.P. Lovecraft

 
• ...Of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "It might have been!" - John Greenleaf Whittier

 
• I take off my old mask to reveal the original me - Unknown

 
• A second look often cures love at first sight. - Unknown

 
• A man does not insist on physical beauty in a woman who builds up his morale. After a while he realizes that she IS beautiful -- he just hadn't noticed it at first. - Lazarus Long

 
• In Winter, Summer is a myth, a rumour, not to be believed. Love is like Summer. - John Crowley, "Little, Big"

 
• What you can't acquire, don't desire. - Yiddish Proverb

 
• With one exception, we are completely alone from anything else in the universe. - Blaise Pascal?

 
• No one is so utterly desolate, but some heart, although unknown, responds unto his own. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

 
• No soul is desolate as long as there is a human being for whom it feels trust and reverance. - George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans)

 
• Unhappy he, who from the first of joys - society - cut off, is alone, amid this world of death! - James Thompson

 
• The soul of a man is infinite in what it covets. - Ben Jonson

 
• Shift happens. - Dilbert

 
• ...nature has a way of compensating for weaknesses. That's why blind people often develop great hearing. I guess that also explains why stupid people have big mouths. - Dilbert and Dogbert

 
• If nobody else was violent, I could conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife. - Dogbert

 
• If hypnosis worked, wouldn't all the leaders be hypnotists? What if they are? - Scott Adams

 
• We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. - Robert Wilensky, University of California

 
• Eagles can fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Unknown

 
• 42? 7 million years and all you come up with is 42?! - from Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide Trilogy

 
• May you live in an interesting time.
• May high ranking government officials notice you.
• May ALL your dreams come true. - Chinese Proverbs
Seeing as this page is dragging just a wee bit, I've created a 2nd hidden page, although it's not that well hidden. Found the link yet?

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